Thank goodness I found this baby instruction manual, else I would of gotten a few things wrong.
1 - Why would I want to wake up my baby???
2. I might just of contemplated this one.
3. I don't like either options.
4. OK, I'm not this malicious
5. I thought Cartoon Network was every mom's saving grace.
6. Will try find a happy medium.
7. I heard Stopayne syrup works like a bomb.
8. I love my clothes way to much....but somebody else's....
9. Both of these look horrific and make me want to gag already.
10. Is this thing serious, I have never heard of cleaning a baby's nose???
11. Um...massage....do I get one....this is also news to me???
12. This is why you start saving and selling your body for a full time nanny.