Nappies vs Diamonds

Right now a gift of nappies is more valuable and more exciting than getting a diamond necklace. Where would I wear diamonds any ways I don't even have time to shave my legs. A lovely lady from Pampers read my explosions/nappy dilemma an sent me a wonderful gift of there new  Premium Care nappies  and wet wipes. I was so excited I did a little happy dance and all.